They're Not Sending Their Best!

Donald Trump

Donald Trump, President

Lost the Popular Vote by nearly 3 million votes [source]

8-time Emmy award loser [source]

Mocked a disabled reporter [source]

His alma mater is ashamed of him [source]

Has just under a 6th grade reading level [source]

Is a cumpulsive liar [source]

Had a small osteophyte on his calcaneus [source]

Two failed marriages [source]

Mike Pence

Mike Pence, Vice President

Broke Indiana's economy [source]

Lost 2,100 Indiana jobs to Mexico [source]

Hates gays [source]

Hates people with AIDS [source]

Hates Mulan [source]

Used a personal email for government business and was hacked [source]

Betsy DeVos

Betsy DeVos, Education Secretary

Doesn't know education basics [source]

Lowered quality of education in Michigan [source]

Won't help children with disabilities [source]

Won't help starving children [source]

Owns a large stake in a company that scams sick children [source]

Michael Flynn

Michael Flynn, National Security Advisor

Forced to resign for lying [source]

Under investigation by counterintelligence agents [source]

Routinely broke rules and security measures [source]

Fired from the Defense Intelligence Agency [source]

Hates Muslims [source]

Sean Spicer

Sean Spicer, Press Secretary

Called "Sean Sphincter" by his college newspaper [source]

Lies about trivial matters professionally [source]

Is even pathetic by Donald Trump standards [source]

Wasn't allowed to meet the Pope [source]

Ben Carson

Ben Carson, HUD Secretary

Forgot his luggage [source]

No longer knows how brains work [source]

Is clueless about foreign policy [source]

Helped promote alternative medicine scam [source]

Either tried to stab someone or pretends he tried stabbing someone [source]

Scott Pruitt

Scott Pruitt, EPA

Came in third place in 2001 US House primary [source]

Doesn't understand climate science [source]

Hates the environment [source]

Did nothing to stop induced earthquakes in Oklahoma [source]

Jeff Sessions

Jeff Sessions, Attorney General

Targeted Black voters with voter fraud prosecutions [source]

Too racist to be a federal judge in Alabama [source]

Lied under oath about meeting with Russian officials [source]

Voted against increasing funds to veterans [source]

Is racist and/or anti-family [source]

Colluded with Russia [source]

Rick Perry

Rick Perry, Energy Secretary

Forgot the Department of Energy was a federal department he wanted to abolish [source]

Brought Texas to the most uninsured state in the US [source]

12th place (out of 13) on Dancing with the Stars [source]

Indicted on two felony counts for abuse of power [source]

Bribed by pharmaceutical company to mandate HPV vaccination for 12-year old girls [source]

Corey Lewandowski

Corey Lewandowski, Campaign Manager

Didn't win Republican nomination for state legislature race despite running unopposed [source]

Lost general election in same race 7,157 to 7 [source]

Charged with assault against a female reporter [source]

Paul Manafort

Paul Manafort, Campaign Manager

Worked as a lobbyist for dicators and human rights abusers [source] [source]

Under investigation by the CIA, NSA and FBI [source]

$17 million in debt to Russia [source]

Kellyanne Conway

Kellyanne Conway, Counsellor

Made up a "massacre" to make a point on TV [source]

Abused her government position to promote Ivanka Trump fashion line [source]

Banned from Morning Joe [source]

Dressed silly during Trump's inauguration[source]

Steve Bannon

Steve Bannon, Chief Strategist

Three failed marriages [source]

Charged with domestic abuse [source]

Failed as a Hollywood screenwriter [source]

Didn't pay his taxes [source]

Is fat and ugly [source]

Is a racist [source] [source] [source] [source] [source]

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin, Puppetmaster

Former KGB [source]

Has people murdered [source]

Has profited through corruption [source]

Hacked US elections [source]

Invaded a sovereign nation and annexed its territory [source]